UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/IfYouChoseThisYouveNeverBeenOnAGlacier

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If you picked this, you have almost certainly never walked on a glacier before.

Glaciers, you see, aren't like frozen-over lakes. They are massive, unstable and erratic rivers of crack-filled ice that move, fracture and shake. An inexperienced nobody such as you should never try to cross a glacier alone.

Needless to say, you fall into a crack in the glacier and are then crushed by the folding ice within a day.

Alaska, it's out for your blood.

Also, the College Fjord page is basically a dead end. There's no way to get past the glaciers and the fjord. Go to the kayak rental instead.

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