UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/IdiotGoesForASwim

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You, brilliant as always, go back into the water and continue on your swimming journey towards Ketchikan. This is in spite of the fact that you're well over 80 miles away still, there's some crazy strong ocean currents going on right now, and the area just generally being a bit of a warzone.

Anyway, you quickly tire of swimming against the current and drown. Pro tip: maybe don't push your luck when it comes to swimming long distances?

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