UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Idiot

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We keep having to say it, way more than we ever should.


Alaska doesn't fuck around, bitch.

This isn't the place to screw around. Aside from the water being freezing cold here, it's also probably teeming with some of the worst possible creatures known to man, such as northern sea otters, king crabs and sea moose. Luckily, there are no narwhals in this part of AK, so no need to worry about being skewered like a kebab.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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