UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/IceSkates

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
I'll admit, your ones does not look nearly as good as these.

You buy the ice skates. You then come to regret your decision when you notice that 1: you look fucking stupid with them on you, and 2: there's no ice to skate on anywhere nearby. Not even on top of the river.

Nevertheless, you decide to try to walk to Prince Rupert with these on you. You then trip over and fall on the ground right outside of the store, and literally everyone points and laughs at you for it. This is so embarrassing that you kill yourself pretty much immediately.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may: