UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/I MUST CONSUME

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You search the ferry for anywhere you could find a snack. You know, clam chowder, salmon jerky, the shit you eat on boats. Well, they do have food on this ferry, but it's too damn expensive. You give in and steal food from the stands, causing everyone to chase after you on the boat. You get cornered next to the railing on the ferry's deck, so you do all that you can do:

You jump into the water. Obviously, you drown soon after.

In the lawless land of Alaska, justice must be enforced by the common fellow.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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