UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HordeDrive

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You drive right through the howling horde of growling creatures, while yelling:

MOW 'EM BASTARDS DOWN! RIP 'N TEAR! CRUSH 'N KILL! CRUSH 'N KILL!

Only a few of the creatures can understand your words, but every one of them knows what you're trying to do.

As you plow through the horde like a lawnmower, blood accumulates on your tires, and you leave a red trail behind you. The blood makes your tires slippery, causing you to skid out and fall off a cliff.


๐•๐• ๐•ฆ ๐”ป๐•š๐•–๐••

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