UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HomoLodgeEnter

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You enter the lodge. The interior of the lodge looks suspiciously similar to the cabin that you stayed in back in Ojai. You find a note that reads:

HELLO, GAYS GUYS. QUIT SHOWERING IN HERE, GET BACK IN YOUR CABINS IF YOU WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM THE BEASTIES (EVEN THOUGH ALL THE CABINS ARE LOCKED DUE TO THE SWARM OF MUTANT BEES WITH CHAINSAWS.) ONE OF OUR COUNCILORS HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE BY THE BEASTIES.

You may:


  • Leave the LodgeTHERE IS NO ESCAPE!
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