UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HomelessPhone

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You go to Homeless Avenue in Vancouver. In Homeless Avenue, everyone is either homeless, a drug addict, or dead. You see a phone near a homeless person. Although very much in the vain of being dick, you have no other choice. You try to steal it, however, you fully get to see the true implications of who the homeless person was.
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HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

I am Justin Bieber, destroyer of non-Canadians, the 30th most popular person in the world, and a person who has probably done a bunch of other stuff.

I have been watching ever since you stepped foot into Canada.

And now... you are died.

JB HP: 100: JOHN HP: 100

HOLY SHIT! It's fucking Justin Bieber. What are you going to do?

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