UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HideEvenMore

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960px-Saxman_Alaska_totem_poles_view_from_boat.JPGSuddenly, Saxman becomes eerily silent, as if all life in the town had vanished without a trace. A silent killer lurks in the shadows. And what could that killer be?

Not actual size (thankfully!)

One mosquito. One. And it's not even a big one.

You OK, bro? Because you won't be in five seconds!

Despite the mosquito's small size, it manages to drain 95% the blood in your veins in five seconds. This causes the mosquito to inflate like a water balloon, fall to the ground, and burst into a red splatter.

TEMPORARY VICTORY!!!

You desperately try to lick up as much of your lost blood as possible, but you quickly faint from the lack of oxygen flow. Once the Saxmaners re-emerge from this hidden threat, they're going to be really confused.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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