UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GopherChomp

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Come on, FIGHT!
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You pull out your gopher (which has been eating food from the canisters in your tattered hiker's backpack) and yell for it to fight Luna. The gopher chews through one of Luna's shoes and bites Her toe.

The gopher, which disapproves of the way it's been carried around by you for so long, then runs back and bites your toe, giving you rabies.

With your new rabid powers, you go berserk on Luna, biting and clawing at Her. Luna zaps and hexes you several times, to no avail. She then rips your heart out, but you continue to live (for about two minutes, but just after that…)

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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