UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GlarghSummon

OOF, EUHGH! MR.GLARGH BLEH EUHGH TKTKTKTK GLIGPH!!!

A creature of the sea, huh? Like that would work against me, the almighty Kelpman?

You summon a fur seal named Mr. Glargh, who is apparently the OPOSSUM's adopted cousin.

New Sealese lesson: "urp" means "why".

"<insert name here>??? URP <insert name here> BLEH OOF? URP <insert name here> MR. GLARGH TKTKTKTK??? URP???"

AAAAAAAAA!!!

Mr. Glargh flops towards you awkwardly. You laugh until he sinks his teeth into your thigh.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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