UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Gerbthink

You try to think of what to do with your eight plastic Gerber canisters. After about three seconds, you get an idea.

You open all eight at once, causing the enraged souls of a million babies to exit the canisters. These souls bombard Luna, surprisingly forcing Her to retreat. But not for long, of course.

You may now:

• Do the exact same thing again
• Hide in a glacier
• Turn yourself into a moccasin
• Flee
• Feed your gopher, it's after midnight