UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GasStation

Monkeys... with GUNS! And SAVINGS!

You stop at a gas station. Not for gasoline, because you have plenty of that. What you need is some roadside snacks. You get inside the gas station's little food market/bathroom, and there's this totally Bat Fuck Insane monkey inside.

You make a run for it. Fortunately, you got back to your van safely. You never saw from that damn monkey again.