UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GGG-1

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Gophers: 0 Glaciers: 0 Gerbers: 0

This is a creature even more vile than an Olula. This is… the OPOSTORYEATER, the result of one of the Squaw Deer's few failed experiments. In an attempt to tame the story-eating cat's never-ending appetite, the Deer bound the cat to the body of an OPOSSUM. This changed barely anything about the cat's ways, aside from giving it a legs to run around on and a filthy marsupial body.
A wild OPOSTORYEATER appears! You may:

• Give the abomination a piece of "A story built one clause at a time"
• Feed it a moccasin
• Offer it a nearby glacier to eat