UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FuckingExhausted

Do the moccasins appear spontaneously?

You've now been walking under the desert sun for nearly a full day, and no signs of civilization, let alone Moxin, are in sight. You're obviously exhausted, and it's time to set up camp! Whatever sort of "survival skills" you had before won't be all that handy in this twisted land of moccasins. Everything is just too Bat Fuck Insane around here.

You may:

• Lay down under the setting sun
• Search for water
• Scream for help really loudly
• Head back towards the border