UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FuckYouCreatures

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How to say "go fuck yourself" in these various creatures' languages:

Olula-ese: HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!

OPOSSUM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Eaterish: I taste fucking awful, you know!

Grueian: RAAAAWRRR!

Aracuanese: YUO CAN OF SHITTINGS INTO YUOR OWN THROAT, TURDLICKER! TSE TUNG!

Moose: *aggressive snorting*

Moccasinian: Möqkāșin macāšen!

H: G

Derp Whalish: *bbbbbllllllrpppppppppppp*

Trout: Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout!

All the Olulas flip you off simultaneously, but that's about all they do.

You may:

• Turn your van invisible, then drive away
• Give your entire food supplies to the creatures, because you're really close to Ketchikan anyway
• Disguise yourself as a grue
• Scare them away with a loud "AAAAAAAAA!"