UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FishCrap

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Status

Risk of freezing to death: Watch out! (60% safe)

Chance of starvation: EXTREME! (22% safe)

Remaining water supply: Plenty, but it's all salty.

Chance of kayak sinking: Satisfactory. (100% safe)

Moccasin luck factor: 0%

Defense against intruders level: CODE RED! (10% safe)

Supplies

Nada!

Time: 11:00 AM --- Distance to Ketchikan: 12.5 mi. / 20 km. --- Temperature: 40°F / 4°C

You're almost there!
The Harbor

You're off on a wonderful maritime journey! A wonderful journey that will likely end in you drowning or being blown to bits by Aracuan missiles!

You try to fish with your bare hands. After 15 minutes, you caught the following. Just as you expected...

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pair of jeans, soaking wet, reeking of Ketchikan!

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