UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FallAsleepFerry
		
		
		
		
		
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You fall asleep on the ferry.
The nerdiest man on the boat sees your face and yells out: "Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster! Holy fuck, is this an uh... Uncyclopedia reference? Is that John, the moccasin guy? Is he sleeping right here?"
He reaches out and touches you with his toxic, greasy hands, causing you to die in your sleep.
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