UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EstherBeachCamp

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You fall asleep on the cold and rocky beach of Esther Island, with your trusty Cargo Shorts Kayak beside you. It may not be the best surface to sleep on, but with the sound of the waves being the only disturbance, and more importantly, the relieving lack of rain, this may be the best sleep you've had since before your escape from Ojai.

Soon enough, the sun rises, and you feel (almost) rejuvenated. You're ready for anything. Well, mostly anything. Actually, take that back, there could be unspeakable hazards awaiting you.