UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EndingClaimEntered

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Congratulations on making it to Ketchikan, <insert name here>! You're bound to live a life of relative comfort here. You've already made yourself a few new friends here, and you've found a decent-paying job and a cheap apartment. The city's Aracuan infestation has quickly been exterminated. Life is fairly good...

except for one thing.

Luna... she's back.

Luna... she's been watching your adventures this entire time.

Luna, she's made Moccasinia into hell on earth. Every man in Moccasinia had been sentenced to pregnancy, and every woman in Moccasinia has been forced into a giant lesbian orgy. The Moccasinians are now but slaves to the will of Luna and her cronies.

And Luna sure does have a lot of cronies. She's got an army of grues, zombie OPOSSUMs, Olulas, Aracuans and so forth at her disposal.

"First Moccasinia," utters the dark sorceress. "Then the world!!!"

You can hear the buzzing and stomping of Mechasin far to the south.

So what are you waiting for? HEAD BACK IN TIME! SNEAK INTO A FARMHOUSE, STEAL A CAMARO, AND TAKE A BUS TO MOCCASINIA! IT MUST BE SAVED!

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