UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ElfinFerry

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You manage to sneak onto a ferry headed towards Hoonah, but you can only get lucky so many times. The ferry's pilot could resist downing five bottles of vodka- booze keeps him energized all day. But it also causes him to routinely crash ferries into rocks, forcing him and everyone aboard to swim ashore or drown.

When the old captain crashed the ferry this time, well, let's just say that you were not so lucky this time.

Ahh, quality marine transportation in rural Alaska.


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