UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ElRancho

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Welcome to the El Rancho Motel, Guaranteed 100% Grue-Free.

Days since last incident: 4

Grue-freeness not guaranteed. A small amount of grues are to be expected. An "Incident" shall refer to a time in which more than 4 domoid beings ("grues") end the lives of any legal persons under the law. A small surcharge of 400000 dollars shall be charged on anyone who overstays their official welcome. Yadda yadda yap yap skibidi doo!

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