UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EatStory

You've really pissed them off now.

You eat the story. Right in front of an entire sea turtle cult worshipping that exact thing.

At this point you'd probably expect a certain yellow-haired cat to come barging in to eat you or something, but you don't get to be that lucky. Instead you're being ripped apart by a bunch of angry aquatic reptiles.