UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Dist-racc-tion

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You tell the idiot with a bat about the giant raccoon that is following you and him. The idiot yells out:

Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

Well, things did not go so well for the idiot with a bat. He was pwnzored by the giant raccoon's lasers within mere seconds, as was the rest of Olympia, including you.

The raccoon laughs and continues its rampage, destroying Seattle as well.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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