UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/DissRecord
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You make a diss record against the Mario gif. It goes something like this:
MARIO'S SUCH A HUGE JERK
HE'S GETTING ME TO SPEND MY TIME TO WORK
HIS INTERESTS ARE FOR ME ROCK HIS MOCCS
INSTEAD I WILL BANG HIS SKULL IN WITH A ROCK!
Your "diss track" turns out to be so unbelievably awful that it somehow manages to earn you a negative amount of money. The Mario gif simply responds by saying "I will never make a diss record", giving him about a million twitter likes, as well as a massive personality cult. You start to wonder if any of this actually matters, but before you have the time to find the answer to that question, you get hit by a speeding car and explode.
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