UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Directorscabin

It's underneath staff house, which is underneath the "Fuck" and "You".

You walk up the director's cabin and knock on the door. The director immediately comes waddling out of his cabin awkwardly. He looks infuriated, traumatized and exhausted at the same time.

He also looks rather drunk. You assume that he has been drinking to cope with his fury, trauma and exhaustion.

You notice (a bit too late) that there is a sign near the door to his cabin, which reads:

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, STINKY B.O.-RIDDEN TEENAGERS! I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND COMPLAINTS. SO I SAY TO YOU POLITELY: FUCK OFF.

You may be in your thirties, but he gives you the exact look that you'd expect an old man to give to a wild pack of crazy elementary-schoolers on his lawn.

He then fucking strangles you.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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