UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/DeerNegotiate

What a true simpleton you must be to make such a choice. However, the dumbest choices can sometimes help you escape the craziest situations. Not this time, though.

Can you not see that this is not by a long shot the same deer as the one you encountered in Ojai? Can you not see what horrors it has faced since then? Can you not see the insanity and hatred in its eyes? Do you really think that you could have civil negotiations with such a beast? No, of course you can't. Besides, it just ate your face. You've never seen a deer eat human flesh, and you never will because…

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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