UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/DeepSeaDiving

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You press the "diving gear" button, and it gives you an entire set of diving gear. How predictable. And useless, since you're 6.6 miles away from the closest piece of land.

You use your newfound stuff to dive under the surface since you're bored. It looks... absolutely beautiful. Somehow this is the first time you actually somewhat appreciate the place you're at. While you're here you stop to take a look at the wildlife in the ocean. There's FISH!!!, crabs, a couple of octopuses, some coral, maybe a couple of lost OPOSSUM zombies, and, of course...