UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CreatureTalk

Is THAT why Dave hasn't made an appearance in all of the Escape from Ojai dualogy until now?

You approach the creature, which startles you by speaking in English. And you recognize his voice. This is Dave, a guy who you knew in the overworld, a guy that you may or may not have been a little gay for.

He's not a seal. Dave is in just as much shock as you are. Despite you being a seal, he recognizes you instantly from your attitude, smell and attire.

DAVE: "JOHN?! What the fuck? John, YOU ended up here too?! I mean, after all, there are so many potential one-in-a-million coincidences out there, that chances are, one or two of them will happen to you."

YOU: "Yeah, it's a small world. Even though we're not even in that small world right now," you reply.

DAVE: "Yeah, I snuck around Mr. Glargh, bro. That fat, lazy fucker. I never knew a word of Sealese. Like, what even is the point of learning it? But I assume you're trying to get to Juneau. I know this cave like the back of my hand."

YOU: "Alright, well I know a LITTLE Sealese. If we run into any seals, I can be your ambassador. Deal, bro?"

DAVE: "Deal."

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