UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ContinueVan

WE HAVE NOT MENTIONED THAT THIS GAME IS, IN FACT, ONE OF FEW VEHICULAR COMBAT SIMULATORS ON UNCYCLOPEDIA.

A Luigi JPG suddenly appears, and he definitely wants your blood (to resurrect his dead brother.) This Luigi JPG is capable of running at surprising speeds: he’s keeping up with you.

You may:

• Throw a moccasin at him
• Use your magic wand to turn him into a moccasin
• Get out a 🦇🦇🦇knife bat to stab bats him :B :B :B
• Teleport Luigi to Ojai
• Get out of the van to fight him on the side of the road