UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ConfuseAracuans
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You and the mob quickly hatch a plan to confuse the Aracuans: you will convince them that you're a frienly band of Moccasinians, by speaking in faux Moccasinian (Mock-asinian, if you will.)
"Moccasin moccasin moccasin moccasin?", you pretend to ask a guy.
"Moccasin moccasin moccasin!", he replies.
Luckily, every single one of the Aracuans is deceived by your ploy. That is, except one.
"I CAN INTO SEEINGS THROUGH YOUR TRAP, TURDLICKER! YOU INTO REALIZINGS THAT THAT IS OF MOCCASINIAN EQUIVALENT OF "CHING CHANG CHONG"? NOT ONLY WILL YUO FOOL NOBODY, BUT DA REAL MOCCASINIANS WILL INTO LAUGHINGS AT U!
MISSION FAILED
Most of the mobsters flee for their lives. The Aracuans massacre the few remaining souls with il vomito molto putrido and i slingshotti ugli e crappi per hurl-ando la cacatone.
But they've got a far crueler plan for what to do with you.
