UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Conductor

I've been scared!

You talk to the bus train's conductor about Gun Guy. He storms right up to Gun Guy, holding a baseball bat above his head. Gun Guy shivers in horror and drops his guns on the ground. The conductor then rips his shirt off, revealing that he is as ripped as Arnold Schwarzenegger himself.

Yeah, I knew Arnold back in the day. I even had a background appearance on one of the Conan films.

I don’t believe you, but nice.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME? DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE WISE TO THREATEN ME?

You notice a massive boner rising on Gun Guy's crotch. He then runs off, poorly hiding how incredibly gay he is.

You may:

• Sit back down on the train