UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Closet

You enter the closet. Insert a joke about going back into the closet here. Have we mentioned that you're bi? John, I mean. Not the fleshbag behind the monitor (probably). Going back into the closet doesn't sound like a good idea, unless Luna is homophobic or something. I mean, just think about how awkward it'd be to have to come out of the closet again. Totally not speaking from experience or anything.

Oh fuck, I forgot that you're playing a game for a second. Your options are to:

• go further inwards in the awfully big closet
• exit the closet at the bottom of the ocean