UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CheapJuneauDinner

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960px-Juneau._Alaska._%2850931704197%29.jpgYou and Dave pool your money together to buy dinner at the cheapest restaurant you can find. Every single restaurant in Juneau is super-expensive (primarily to deter tourists), and the stuff at the food markets is somehow even more expensive.

The only place that won't put you in debt for a year is a glorified lemonade stand ran by one guy on the edge of town. He likely catches fish with his bare hands, as it seems that even a fishing rod would be a waste of money for him. Buy anything from his napkin-and-Sharpie menus and he'll have enough spare cash to last a whole year.

What will you choose? It's still slightly expensive, so you and Dave will have to share.