UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CatTalk

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w̴̴̷̸̶͉͓̞̝͙̌́͒͆͌h̴̸̶̵̷̨̟̦͉̲̋́̏͌͆à̷̷̷̷̶̡̛̻̻̝̼̈́͂̔t̴̸̵̷̶̳̬̩̪̐͒̈́̌͝ͅ?̶̶̵̸̷̡̨̟̤́̎̿̿͆͜
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You utter some strange words that were etched into a nearby rock, hoping that the story-eater will understand them:

“ A̶̸̷̵̸̧̪͎̙̳̽̾́͘͠ ̷̶̴̶̶̠̭̖̺̻̒̂̄̚͝w̸̶̴̷̸̻͎̙̬͔͋̏̉͗̓ę̸̴̵̷̵̻̪̫͇̊̐́͛́ ̴̵̵̷̶̪͉͈͎́̌̈̌̉͜ǹ̸̷̵̷̴͈͙̰̱͈͗̔̃͊ä̶̶̸̸̴͇̭̫̹̩́̈́̿̂͝a̵̸̷̴̶͙̬̙̝̒͗́̑͆ͅ·̷̶̸̵̶̧͇̼̻͋͛̌̏͘ͅk̸̵̵̷̶̭̠̹̦͙̇̏̀́̋w̴̸̸̶̶̺̻̬̝͒̎̍̔͘͜ ̵̶̵̵̶̧̟̰͍̳̇͌̾͋͘s̷̶̶̵̶͍̬̟̳͐̈͛͋͊ͅa̶̸̴̶̸̡̢̩̗͉̍̓̈̇̕k̴̸̸̶̶̛͈̺̰͍̠̔̉̎͂ẅ̴̴̴̷̶͎̥͕͙̩́͛̆̋̎x̴̸̴̷̷̡̭͖͕̦̂͗̍̈́̈́ ̷̴̶̶̵̱̭̬͉̠̍̒̎̿͘d̷̷̸̴̷̺͎̮̰̺̉̾͒͗̑ù̸̴̸̸̶̙̩̳̹̺̎̍̋̃l̵̷̵̶̶͈̞̭̳̰̏̐̍̏͝y̵̴̴̶̴̢̛̹̫̫̦̐̃̾̽ȩ̷̵̸̷̴̰̭̘̟̐̀͂̎̄i̸̵̴̷̶̦͈̻̗̜͂̓̀͊̔·̷̶̵̸̴̨̡̢̜̬̀̔̆͛͘x̴̶̶̷̴̢̮͖̞̤͗͐̂̍̀ ̵̴̷̴̴̡̥̠͈̔͋̓̓̚͜ŷ̴̸̵̸̵̬̯̤̯̉͋͗̍ͅä̵̶̸̶̶̢̫͎̻̬́̂̈́͠͝à̴̴̵̷̶̖̮̟̰̬͊̈́̃̄ ̶̶̵̵̶̺͚͇̱͓̌̾̄͋͝ạ̵̸̵̸̵̧͖͓͈͗́̽͑̈ ̴̴̷̷̷̪͖̪̖̮̆̎̀͑̈́k̷̶̵̷̸͚̘͇̠̳̈̈́͊̀̕á̵̶̴̸̷̧̤͙͍̹͗̽͐̍x̴̷̵̴̸̣̞̰̬̮̓͐͑̒͝ī̵̷̸̶̸͈̫̙̞̝̓̀̌͝.̴̵̸̸̸̢͇̩̅̊̉̐̃͜ͅ

̶̸̸̵̸̨̛̺̝͎̽̽̽̔͜ ̶̶̴̷̷̯̖͍̰̉̈̑̄̈͜D̷̵̷̷̷̢̺̭̺̰̎̈͆͒͠û̸̸̴̵̸̹̤͎͈̯͒̄̊͛ş̶̵̵̶̵̪͕̜̦̌̾̃̒̋ţ̸̵̴̵̷͓͉̖̎̎̾̌͝ͅa̴̴̴̵̸̝͈̥͚̖̽̇͗̾̈́a̴̷̷̶̵̛̜̬͔̲̎̊͋̐͜·̷̷̸̷̵͚̣̬̖͖͛̾̌͂͘ÿ̴̴̵̴̴̢̩̗̟͈̔̿̽̀́c̶̸̷̵̸̡͚͎̥̘̒͆̈́̽͝ḧ̵̵̴̸̶̢̛͕̹͕͇̐̈́̈́ ̶̶̶̷̷̗͎̤̩͎̔̾͗̓̑y̶̶̸̷̸͍͙̝̳̓̿͊̉͋ͅẽ̴̴̶̵̷͙͚͕͕̠͆̈́̇͗i̴̷̶̸̶̻̤͕͎̜͌̊̿͆͛’̴̷̸̶̵̼̩̘̮̓͂̄̂͐ͅ ̶̷̷̵̴̮̞̼̳̙͊̐̎͊͑k̴̵̴̸̷̘̰̭̗̄̃̚͘͜͠ų̶̵̸̴̴̨͎̻͙̇̂̕͘͝g̵̶̵̵̴̡͙͙̞̰̈́̾̈́͛̕e̸̴̴̴̶̟̮̥̲͚̎̉͒̚͝í̷̷̵̴̵̡̯̣͒͐̈́̚ͅͅ`̴̷̸̴̵̠̦̜͎̱̈́̊͒̅͠ ̵̸̷̷̶̡̬͔̰̲̿͐̓̋̃ḧ̷̴̴̵̸̡̼̩͉̱́̑̈͒͂e̷̴̶̵̵͙̞͓̗͈̿͊̔̄́e̸̶̵̴̸̡̪̫͇̠̋́͋̈́̍·̵̷̸̸̶̮̥͉̤̲̓̿̎̐́n̶̵̷̵̴̫͈͉̝̜̈́̉̆͘͠ ̵̷̴̶̸̻̼̠̭̌̽͌̂̈͜k̸̵̶̵̴̹̞̙̜̟͋̎͂̄͝á̴̴̴̷̵̧̳̰͉͙͗̑̓͝t̷̷̵̵̸̡̻̫̝͖̔̋̍̓͝.̵̶̵̵̷͓̼̜̞͌́̉͆̊͜

̴̸̵̴̴̨̧͉̤̦̿̀̾̃͝ ̵̷̴̷̸͎͈̜͈͋͋̽̋͒ͅX̸̸̷̴̶̡̖͇̖͇̃̋̂́̕’̵̷̷̸̷͍̖̭̪̱̅̅̎̑͋a̸̵̵̵̴̜̫̩̗̲̓̽̋͒͠å̶̴̸̴̷̗͍̻͍̽͆͗͝ͅ`̵̴̸̶̴̡̜̰͓͙͛͂̐͂̚n̵̷̶̶̸̬̦͍͍̲̎̅̎̓̕ ̷̵̶̵̸͙̝͔̺̻̍̀̉̍̕ÿ̶̸̶̴̸̼̳͓̹̯́͑̍̕͠a̶̵̵̸̵̢̛͍̦̟̭͌̃͆̌x̴̶̶̸̷͚̩͕͍̰͆͗̐̉̕ ̵̷̴̴̶͍̝͖̺͓̒̾͗͌̚x̸̸̴̷̶̭͖͓̥̤̒͑͐̾͐'̶̵̶̶̴͕͕̩̎̇̏̚͘͜ͅa̴̶̴̷̵̝̤͕̬̺͐͑̎̀͝n̴̵̸̴̶̜͎̟̝̝̐̂̀̄͘ạ̶̴̴̴̷͚̞̺̞̑̅̾̔͠n̸̸̷̵̶̛̙̖̠̬̯͊͗̔̕e̴̷̷̶̵̞̖̼͎̽͑̋͛͑͜e̵̷̴̴̴̛̫̞͓̯̯̿̓̈͠`̴̷̷̵̷̡̛̻̥̣̞̏̆̓͝c̴̴̷̶̵̹̪̤͉̣̐͂̄̂̀h̴̸̵̸̴̯̪͕̙̮̓͂̃͊͗ ̵̸̶̶̴̢̣̭̻̬̃̊͒́͑ÿ̵̷̶̸̷̨̫̩̙͇̅̀͛̈́́a̶̸̸̵̸̙̥̖̪̐͐́͌͠ͅn̶̴̶̷̴͉̹̺͇̓̅͌̾͘ͅ ̸̸̵̵̷̧̱͉̭̿̈̈͋͘͜w̷̵̵̸̵͎̯̲̫̽̉̔̕̕ͅo̷̸̷̵̸̩̤̮̺͍͌͐̋̆͛o̷̷̴̵̶͈͕̙͖̯͒̒̐͝͝`̴̴̷̸̶̰̻̗̥̩̽͒̌̄̅.̶̷̴̵̵̗͕̱̬̩̈́̀̍̄͝e̵̵̵̸̸̛̜̺̖̝̠͗̂̓̊e̵̵̸̷̵̲͇̘̞͖͑͋̈́͘͝`̴̸̵̵̴̣̗̯̝̺̈́̾̌̌̓ý̷̵̸̷̷͓̦̦̘̽́͂͠ͅí̴̸̷̴̵̳̩͎̩̌̊̈͆͜.”


The cat looks over in confusion. It doesn’t see anything, but it knows you’re there.

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