UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CasualStrollContinue
You continue walking towards Seattle proper at a leisurely, casual pace, attempting to blend in with the pedestrians. You still give yourself away easily, due to your odd attire and terrible smell that causes the locals to run like hell from you.
Thus, the police penguins easily find you, and they land right in front of you. You try to run, but you get stunned by an awfully long-range taser.
PENGUIN #1: SIR, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR UNAUTHORIZED POSSESSION OF MOCCASINS. Among a long list of alleged other things that I don't wanna mention for, well, reasons.
PENGUIN #3: So this is the dude we've been after, huh?
PENGUIN #1: Yes, Officer Pinguini. Also, why the hell did they put YOU in charge of the rest of us?
PENGUIN #3: Honestly, I have no idea.
PENGUIN #2: HEY, THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT ME IN CHARGE! IT WOULD'VE BEEN WAY MORE FUN THAT WAY!
PENGUIN #1: ONLY FOR YOU! I CAN'T TRUST ANY OF YOU GUYS ANYMORE! EXCEPT YOU, NUMBER FOUR!
PENGUIN #4: *stares at #1 blankly*
PENGUIN #1: OK, I don't think I can trust even you anymore either.
PENGUIN #2: HOW ABOUT WE GO BACK TO THE BASE. THERE WE CAN HAVE, LIKE, A FIST FIGHT OR SOMETHING TO DETERMINE WHO SHOULD BE THE NEW CHIEF OF OUR UNIT!
PENGUIN #1: You know you'd lose, right, #2?
PENGUIN #2: NO, I WOULDN'T, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! I'D POUND ALL OF YOU TO A PULP!!!
(Penguin #3 punches #2 in the back of the head while he isn't looking. #2 face plants into the ground.)
PENGUIN #1: CONGRATULATIONS PINGUINI, YOU'RE STILL CHIEF!
PENGUIN #3: Uhh, I was wondering that why I'm still chief after all this time. Well, it is fun bossing you guys around...
PENGUIN #4: *nods*
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