UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CastleRockStroll

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On your way to Castle Rock, you start to notice that everything around you seems to be... closing in at a subtle rate, as if the guys who made this city didn't account for paying their workers minimum wage. At one turn down a very cramped sidewalk, you see a construction zone.
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After this discovery of the shitty work hours of half a yoctosecond per next last week, you panic and decide to go through the nearest exit available in Longview. This results in a very peculiar turn, in which you begin to settle down.
But then...