UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CACATONERDITUCAN

This guy's extremely confused at what the hell you're yelling at.

You call out the- me? You're calling me out on how ridiculous and unoriginal this boss fight is?

Well, I guess you're right. This is quite dumb, isn't it?

...Alright, fine. I will grant you a choice between five summons. Pick one, and we'll see which one manages to beat Chuck.

• Summon Knife Guy
• Summon Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and... I think you get the point
• Summon fire onto yourself
• Summon the Aracuan
• Summon AZATHOTH