UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Bye

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960px-Ketchikan%2C_Alaska%2C_Estados_Unidos%2C_2017-08-16%2C_DD_59-63_PAN.jpg You abandon the mob. (They try to chase after you, but they all run into each other and a few poor souls accidentally set each other on fire.)

Speaking of fire, you hear a gunshot in the distance, but not from the direction the mob is in. Probably nothing to worry about.

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A few minutes later, you discover where the gunshots are coming from: an old Sharp boombox.

Some guy had left it outside his house to prank his neighbors.

The volume was turned up as high as it could go; the thing looked like it was about to explode.

There is currently no way to get closer to Ketchikan without destroying your own ears.

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