UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AracuanTribute

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TSE TUNG!
YOU DID WHAT?

You take off your moccasins and toss them to the Aracuans on their ramming warship. The Aracuans are pleased by this generous gift. They immediately begin humping the shoes... and one Aracuan even sticks a moccasin deep into his rectum.

Needless to say, Reboz, the moccasin wizard, was anything but pleased by your actions. And you do not want to see a wizard get angry. Trust me, you'd rather have a live caterpillar crawl into your nostril.

Reboz shall now being a fate worse than death upon you:

You

He turns you into a shoe-shaped creature and magically levitates you to the Aracuans. You're still alive and sentient, but you've also become a brand new sex toy for the Aracuans.


𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 ℕ𝕠π•₯ 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕕, 𝔹𝕦π•₯ π•Žπ•™π•  ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕀?

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