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 Jeanix White: Ace Attorney Score: 1 Renegade Moves: 2

You have made a Karma choice. Your Karma rating reflects how noble or how much of an asshole you turn out to be. And that's about it really; making morality choices actually affect the storyline is a bit of a pain in the ass.

Good Karma choices add Paragon points, and bad Karma choices add Renegade points. So fuck you, and by extension Jeanix White for starting this game out as Renegades! You're disgusting!

You laugh at Butz. Laugh at how horrified he is. Laugh at his miserable state! Then his gaze hardens, and he says two simple words to you-

"Fuck off."


> Apologize

Apologize? Oh, no. Because you're a disgusting RENEGADE, you laugh all the way out of the station, and all the way back home.

Two days later, Butz hangs himself.


> Wait, what?

And given the sickening Renegade that you are, you jack off to the news.


> Hey, this is getting ridiculous.

Fortunately, the long arm of justice catches up with you. You are arrested and ultimately convicted of abetting suicide, with the prosecutor being none other than your former mentor, Molly Perkins.


> I thought she was a defense attorney!

She changed sides just to prosecute you.


> Okay, this is ridiculous! Are you telling me this is how the game ends?

The Renegade game, yeah.


> But you said the morality choices don't affect the storyline.

Uh...I lied.


> Well, you know what, then? I quit. I fucking QUIT!

Be my guest, RENEGADE!