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 Jeanix White: Ace Attorney Score: 1 Paragon Moves: 1


You have made a Karma choice. Your Karma rating reflects on how noble, or how much of an asshole you turn out to be. And that's about it, really; making morality choices actually affect the storyline's a bit of a pain in the ass.

Good karma choices add Paragon points, and evil karma choices add Renegade points. So thank you for starting this game out as a Paragon! Yay you! And Jeanix White!

So anyway, you gently question Butz on what just happened, and he loses his shit.

"Man, I'm so fucking dead! I found my girl dead, man! They say I struck her on the head with some goddamn statue! Some motherfucking witness says I did it! Fuck that guy, what does he know! Man, I'm so D.O.N.E fucked!"


> Alright, calm down. You say you found your girl dead?

"Wait, wait that came out wrong. The cops arrested me for her murder, THAT's when I found out! Aw, man!"


> Okay, what did you tell the cops?

"I told them I didn't do nothing! They don't believe me! Say I've got motive! Say she cheated on me! Well, that really did piss me off, but-"


> You blew it, didn't you?

"Er..., I did kind of get a little angry. But that's 'cause I was surprised! I mean, they should've noticed that, right? I mean, if I knew she was a cheater before she was murdered, I wouldn't have-"


> I understand. You said something about a witness.

"Yeah, Mr Savage, that newspaper guy says he saw me running out of the apartment and then he found her dead! He's lying his ass off!"


> Alright. I'll talk to the D.A. I don't think we're going to get a good plea deal, but it's worth a shot.