UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Travel further down the road (dead OPOSSUM)

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You run further down the road, with your eyes shining with pride for your heroic act. You just killed a innocent citizen counter-revolutionary to the Great Aracuan Revolution. "Fellow members of the CPU, I've just killed a dirty OPOSSUM!", you shout, expecting for the Aracuans down the road to hear you. "SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!", you repeat time and time again, convinced that they'll hear you.

However, the shine in your eyes are suddenly replaced by fear. You hear a growling sound behind your back, and it sounds just like the OPOSSUM you killed. You turn your head to the shocking surprise that the OPOSSUM is alive and well and right behind you, with

Then, you take notice of something you hadn't realized before. What you were seeing were no average OPOSSUM, but something far more sinister.

It's a fucking OPOSSUM zombie.

Oh fuck.