UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Second choice (dead OPOSSUM)

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There is not a second choice, idiot! A fucking OPOSSUM zombie is running towards you! What do you even plan to do, anyways??? Strike it with a moccasin? Oh wait, you can't do that, because you left the moccasin behind! And you sure as hell ain't going to get it back now, now that there is a fucking OPOSSUM zombie running towards you...

Speaking of which, the fucking OPOSSUM zombie is still there running towards you, and you're standing there still, debating with the voices inside your head. The OPOSSUM zombie is getting nearer and nearer, and your time is getting shorter and shorter. Tick tock, tick tock...