UnGames:Escape from Ojai/SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! (dead OPOSSUM)

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TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!

Just when the OPOSSUM is about to attack you, a horde of Aracuans enter the scene, yelling the same damn song.

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!

The OPOSSUM zombie is scared shitless and runs off.

You give your sincerest thanks to the Aracuans for saving you from the OPOSSUM zombie. "No problem, amigo!", says one of the members of the horde, "an Aracuan is always there to help their fellow commerades!" The Aracuans offer you to follow them to their base, where the Aracuan Leader is waiting them. Traveling with the Aracuans means you'll be safer walking around, but you're unsure if following them will lead you to the exit, or pull you much deeper into Ojai...

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