UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Ignore the OPOSSUM

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The OPOSSUM is now helpless, and it's all your fault...

As much as you'd like to help, you know you have better things to do. You have to escape from Ojai, and no OPOSSUM should distract you from this goal. You know you've made the right choice.

Sadly, karma doesn't think the same way. Out of nowhere, a live oak tree falls, and it just so happens you were standing next to it. As a result, you get crushed to death.

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This is what you get for being a selfish asshole.

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