UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Confront the OPOSSUMs

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Imagine this, but even bigger and more bat fuck insane...

After much thinking, you realize that the best option here is to let the OPOSSUMs notice you and enter an epic fight. Whatever they throw at you, you're ready. Hell, you've passed through a rock-hard ceiling and turned out completely fine, what's the worst that could happen?

Suddenly, the floor starts to shake. In front of you appears a big-as-fuck OPOSSUM, looking menacingly at you. The moment you see it, you shit your pants. You try to run from it, but there's nowhere to run; you're cornered. It's not matter of time before the big-as-fuck OPOSSUM grabs you with one of his enormous hands. What happens next is such a gross scene, full of violence and gore; we will not go into its details for the safety of the reader's mental health. What's important, though, it's that

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