UnGames:Bust into Boston/Chirinda

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i had to use this image, because, fun fact, chirinda is literally so small and obscure that there isn't a single image of the town I could find. there's 194 people there, and it is HUNDREDS of miles from ANY major settlement in its krasnoyarsk krai

Like an idiot, you decide to crash into the town below in the middle of Siberia. However, you miraculously survive, possibly by divine intervention, landing in the center of an abandoned gulag. Just kidding, your entire femoral artery is basically exploded. Good thing there's a town a couple hundred feet away called Chirinda.


It is, however, quite dark right now. There may be grues nearby, or even worse, bears. Or even worse, POLAR bears! Or even worse, grue-bears! Or even worse, POLAR grue-bears!


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