UnGames:Bust into Boston/ChirindaClinic

no bones for thee

You walk to a clinic nearby, coming face to face with a Grue with a bone saw. The Grue then saws your bones off (with some help from the arcane Grue magic), rendering you a useless blob until you can find more bones. Except for your left arm. He didn't want your left arm. However, because of the bone saw magic, your other injuries are healed! Now you must find bones. Thankfully, you know where to find them, in the Paris catacombs, which is in France unfortunately. You must travel through Freehealthcareland to get there, however, and then you might be able to get to Boston.

You may now:

• weirdly undulate across the ural mountains
• die
• attempt to fight the Grue to get your bones back
• attempt to channel the magic of the printers to get your bones back
• attempt to become danish