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 The Beginning Score: 74

You must find the Great Lord of Moccasinia, Møqásÿn Rein. Where the hell is he nowadays? You search the dirty streets of Muohkasen.

You may:

Talk to the guards of the Great Moccasin Palace.

Ask the locals about where Møqásÿn is (do any of them even speak English?).

Give up and drive to Ojai.